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Before I left....

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 14:52:30 GMT

I traded my NJ T-shirt for this one!

I am looking forward to getting home and filling in some information to go along with these pictures. There hasnt been enough time so far. We were staying with a man who is 100% Native American and a woman who is 100% guatemalan. Couldnt ask for better insiders.

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 13:43:58 GMT

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Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:47:23 GMT

Talley Ho

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:45:00 GMT

We made it in to this MEMBERS only club house/restaurant and just LOOK at what was on the menu

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:44:08 GMT

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:43:37 GMT

>p>

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:41:29 GMT

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Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:26:13 GMT

The first thing we did was find a real cup of coffee in a near by town call Batesville. Gudruns new Myspace friend

Mona

met us at the coffee shop.

Thank God

After a few lattes we headed to the country store in nearby Cushman to drop off my car. We piled into Monas giant truck for some wild terrain. She was going to take us to the only free cave in the area. and not many people know about this cave. Its called the blowing cave because there is a sixty foot waterfall totaly hidden from view a mile or so back into the cave. Most of the time you can feel the strong wind that it creates blowing out of the cave.

Our First View of the Cave

As we walked in and I snapped some pictures Mona asked me if I believed in ORBS! I said " I dont NOT believe in them". SHE said

"Well....just wait until you develope that film."

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:49:09 GMT

This building was built stone by stone by a woman. The amazing thing is that she started building it when she was 87 years old.

The inside of this church is built entirely out of cedar, they say its old as shit but, coming from Philadelphia their "so called old" just doesnt seem so old to me.

This is a (creepy) school house that is abandoned and looks like it has been for a super long time. The window is wide open (this pic is taken through the open window) but for some reason all the desks are still there! We stopped to see a fossil of a scorpion that was in one of the stones that make up the foundation but someone stole it.

This is a river that flows from the 10th largest spring (mammoth spring) in the world producing 9.78 million gallons of water per hour. I cant seem to find a list of the other top nine anywhere. If you come across it let us know.

I made it!!

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:29:06 GMT

The meeting point

no she DIDNT show up in a giant red pick up

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:05:55 GMT

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Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:02:48 GMT

Lick

Goodbye Ohio

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:48:04 GMT

Tomorrow -- the final destination

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:54:32 GMT

From Gudrun:

"Yeah, call when ya hit Melbourne..and Ive been meaning to tell you..PLEASE PLEASE WATCH FOR DEER!!! I figure easiest thing is to meet ya in town at a place called the RED MULE..Its got a big red mule, and its at the intersection ..the only one with a traffic light..and we'll go in together...and not for nuthin, but youll be pissing you pants laughing when you think I ve been OUT HERE for almost 3 flippin yrs."

In case you were wondering what the red mule is

Melbourne Quick Marts

Country Store 368-7019
Red Mule 368-7337
Pizza Pro 368-4888
Possom Trot Quick Stop 368-5050

for real for real

Dinner and a secret admirer

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:35:09 GMT

Thanks to Marcos Pizza for the 12 inch thin crust feta and black olive pizza

LOOKS GOOD

It IS good

Almost gone

oh my now its a V for Vaginal!

Check out my hillbilly admirer

I remembered to wear orange so I dont accidentally get shot. Now I just have to worry about purposely getting shot.

The BEST Best Western

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:31:32 GMT

Dear Guest:

Our towels and washcloths have a very close relationship with one another. When one disappears the others are all very sad. Since you want drying towels not crying towels, please do not depress our towels, washcloths and pillows by taking one. If one happens to disappear therapy charges will be applied to your room bill.

Welcome to Ohio

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:34:29 GMT

My favorite place so far in Ohio.

Welcome to West Virginia

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 22:13:50 GMT

Home of DJ AC Slater and Soupy Sales

Just passing through...

The first half of the trip

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:18:12 GMT

The first half of the trip will get me to Ohio. Thats where I will be Sunday night if anyone needs me

Best Western Fairborn OH, 45324
1(937) 879-3920

Destination -- Hillbilly Vacation

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 20:02:50 GMT

This is the destination. Note the lack of roads streets and/or highways.

THIS IS...

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:24:13 GMT

"THE MAN"